In sickness and in sickness

Pardon me for not writing too often lately.... ha ha ha ha ha, who am I kidding, who fucking cares... ha ha ha ha ha... rotflmao...

Anyways, jokes apart, the only reason I hadn't been writing was to save the universe. You ask how? Here's how: The huge number of posts I had made last year around this time (September - November) had started causing abnormalities in the Space-Time Continuum, tearing the very fabric of Space and ..er ..uhm ..Time, causing people to age faster and television commercials to appear longer... Misanthropist that I am, I still couldn't bring myself to being responsible for the large scale destruction of all creation as we know it. So...

Another (more plausible?) explanation could also be my sickness. For you see, I have been having a Malariffic time lately. Contracting the disease twice in two months.

Interesting anecdotes from the first time:
The blood test reported negative for Malaria.

As mother read out 104 degrees from the thermometer, I wondered aloud, what after 104, why are there markings till 108. Updated my Facebook status message with some shit like, "managed to breach the 104 mark on the thermometer... Next is what?".
Remember that post on Fate's Warning? I should start paying heed to my own words once in a while, if not always.
A day later, 3 blankets couldn't stop me from shivering and the same thermometer read 105.5 degrees...
Patients at the clinic complained that I was heating up the place.

So this time around, I kept the trap shut.

Interesting observations from the second time:
The blood test reported positive for Malaria.

I was wearing my Kachua chchaap Tantra tee the day I was diagnosed.



Bad news people, it doesn't work. So now on don't ask me...

Now that I have missed my team's Matheran trip, I'll be joining office tomorrow.

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