And justice for all

I really thought the trial for Mr. Kasab would be a joke. But Mr. Kazmi doesn't think so. That's why he wants a month to go through the entire 11,000 page long charge sheet. At the end of which will happen what? He'll find something which will acquit the guy? :-\
unlikely...

So the next best thing he could think of, prove that the guy is under 17 and try him in a juvenile court instead... ha ha ha ha...
And also not to forget this.
We live in a really funny country...

But this is funnier, don't you think?


Tell you what, here's what needs to be done:
Chop off the bloody fucker's head and count the number of rings... There, you have his age... Problem solved...

Andheshwariwaragaon

Yeah, you guessed it right. It's a combination of those 4 places, and it comes pretty darn close to describing my latest workplace.

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Track: You're so beautiful
Artist: Akon (Now you know why I hate Akon? Wait, why would you... :\ )
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Vaidu’s classification: I-dun-give-a-fcuk something

There was a cold day

The joke goes like this:
How'd a foreigner (very generic, ain't it) tell his India servant to open the door?

That doesn't have too much to do with the fact that the last 5 days have been the coldest of the year, not the calendar year, mind you.
I strongly suspect that it's got something to do with the Voltas Vertis Plus that we got installed last week.
Take that, ...summer

(Still didn't get the joke, did you? Chris obviously will)

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Vaidu’s classification:Progressive/Post Metal

Old School

Highlights from RAIT Alumni Reunion 09

• Wasn't present for much of it. By the time I reached at about 11:30 PM, the smell of beer had died out too, can you believe it?!
  
• Most of whom I was expecting to meet had left.
  
• Kapilavastu got his share though, and then some more. Did an encore, from Reunion 2K7, complete with the puking and stuff... Frigging tea-spoon!
  
• Met up with Ranga, Kapil, Baba, Khosa, Dhaval, Mohsin, Pankhil, Animesh, etc...
  
• Waited for Ranga to get sober before we could leave
  
• Found some booze. Got soft drinks to go with it too.
  
• Found more booze. No soft drinks this time.
  
• Played some racing game and Dead or Alive '4' on someone's X-Box
  
• Ate slices of pizza lying around on a desk outside. Hmm... dinner...
  
• Made Mohsin a tattoo with a permanent marker. He was too sloshed then to thank me for it.
  
• Reminisced
  
• Cursed the current state of affairs in the college
  
• Reminisced
  
• Cursed the current state of affairs in the college
  
• Reminisced
  
• Cursed the current state of affairs in the college
  
• Reminisced
  
• Blurted out things I shouldn't have
  
• Cursed people for not showing up/leaving early
  
• The mosquitoes reminded me of my first night out in college
  
• Ranga and Kapil waited for me to get sober before we could leave
  
• Had tea and Sun Feast biscuits from the cycle chaiwalla under the LP flyover at 4-5 am
  
• Had breakfast at McD's - Some stupid Big Veg Breakfast Thingie - for the last time
  
• Had to spray my face with deo
  
• Still managed to have a ball of a time
  
• Still hung over
  

I still love the college, it's just the wusses who studied there that I hate now...
(This is the last bullet pointed post, promise...)

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